come join dis epic minecraft server where we trade rare earth metals for military support from trump! zelensky is our homie and he welcomes u with open arms to join our crazy adventures! build epic bases, fight dragons, and maybe even negotiate some international deals while you’re at it! who needs diamonds when u can have rare earth metals, amirite? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! #zelenskytrumpminecraftadventures
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KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.
so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?
NorwegianOreMine Minecraft Server
OMG U GUYS, dis server be like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! We got da biggest rare earth metal deposits in all of Europe, like seriously, you won’t find this much bling anywhere else! Join us and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging your way to epicness!