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BabySaviorDownUnder
Come join our epic Minecraft server where James Harrison himself used to play before he saved 2.4 million babies with his magical blood! Rumor has it that his blood was so powerful, it could even turn creepers into friendly pets. Join now to experience the mystical powers of James Harrison’s blood and maybe even save a few virtual babies yourself! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and ride on the backs of flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime! -
Batman Lifesteal Endwar Is Near!!
Overview of Batman SMP
Server Feature Details World Border 6k x 6k world border Lifesteal Vanilla Lifesteal mechanics, no TPA or sethomes Pearls & Totems Limited to 8 pearls, no totems allowed Anticheat Instant bans for cheaters, screen share for dispute Server Location Hosted in Asia (India) for low-latency gameplay The End War Details
Feature Details Team Limit 5 teams with 4-5 members each Spots Available 3 slots left Content Creators No content creators allowed for hardcore experience Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Why Join Batman SMP?
– 6k x 6k world border: No escape, no hiding. Every block matters. – True vanilla Lifesteal: No TPA, no sethomes. It’s raw, classic survival like the original Lifesteal SMP. – Limited pearls & no totems: Pearls are capped at 8, and totems are banned. Every decision counts. – Relentless anticheat: Instant bans for cheaters. If flagged, prove your innocence with a screen share—no exceptions. – Hosted in Asia (India): Perfect for low-latency gameplay across the region!
How to Join
1. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxfAxyQH 2. Register your team to secure your spot in The End War. 3. Get the IP and start preparing for battle.
Interested in Participating?
Think you have what it takes to dominate in the most intense SMP environment? Join Batman SMP now and prove yourself in The End War!
🎮 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/hxfAxyQH
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Family Power Realm 1.20.2
Yo, bro, do you even lift? Well, on this server, we lift each other up with the power of family! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?
Don’t be a lonely potato, come join our server and become part of our wacky, wonderful family. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship. But who hates fun and friendship? That’s just crazy talk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the power of family lift you to new heights!
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HairyManMC SMP
OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic! -
Secret Kidz Craft Fun
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam! -
Lumber Jacks 1.20.4
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.
So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.
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HandiCraft Minecraft Server
Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.
To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.
If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!