But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!
So come on in and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding chickens, the talking trees, and the dancing creepers! You never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
Join our server for a cuckoo experience like no other. Build, mine, and survive while laughing your way through outrageous adventures. Who needs a huge titted rapist when you can have a flat sister with a twist? Don’t be a cuck, join us now!
| Overview: | We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof. |
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| IP: | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord: | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website: | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size: | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
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| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking/duping is not allowed on our server. |
| Can I access the Nether-roof? | Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on our server. |
| How long has the server been online? | We have been online since 2019. |
| What is the map size? | The map size is 10 TB+. |
Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and interact with other players who, just like you, may feel like they have nothing to say in the real world. But fear not, for on our server, you can let your actions speak louder than words!
Forget about AI chatbots and awkward social interactions – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the fear of judgment or feeling like a hack. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where even the quietest of players can shine bright like a diamond pickaxe!
Picture this: a server full of sisters (and brothers, we don’t discriminate) who are all competing to see who can build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant statues of llamas to pixel art of their favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken lovers who have dedicated their lives to raising and breeding the fluffiest and most majestic chickens in all of Minecraft. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken army and dominate the server with their feathered friends.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest and most fun community around. Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a battle of epic proportions over who has the best pet pig named Sir Oinksalot.
On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, we have a pig army, don’t ask how it happened). And the best part? No one will ever ask you for $500 to avoid getting evicted, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is self-sufficient and financially stable (even the pigs).
So come on in, leave the twin brother drama behind, and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Who needs real family when you have a blocky community like ours? Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free paradise!
| Server IP Address | play.hexsmp.com |
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| About | HexSMP offers a unique minecraft experience with over 100 custom features designed to enhance gameplay. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What makes HexSMP stand out? | HexSMP offers chat games, a stable player economy, custom leveling system, custom fishing, quests & skills, furniture, grief prevention, teams, cosmetics & skins, PvP & dungeons, and Java & Bedrock compatibility. |
| Why HexSMP over another SMP? | HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming environment. |
| How can I earn rare rewards? | Utilize the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friend can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when joining to earn exclusive items and bonuses. |
| How do I join HexSMP? | Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join Discord for news, events, and community discussions. |
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying chalk, outrunning demonic hall monitors, and surviving lunchtime food fights that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. But that’s not all – rumor has it that the school’s principal is actually a shape-shifting alien who is hell-bent on turning students into mindless zombies. Can you uncover the truth and save your classmates from a fate worse than detention?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest school adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your textbooks, a suit of armor, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Good luck, brave student – you’re gonna need it!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a Qipao outfit, ready to take on the Moonlight Dream event with your fellow players. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face off against the Fury of Set in a Limit Break Assault, where you’ll need to wear light armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Total Assault: ShiroKuro, an insane and tormenting challenge with yellow damage that will push you to your limits!
But that’s not all! In our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in the From Opera 0068 with Love event, where you’ll embark on a quest filled with love and drama. And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Chesed, a nail-biting challenge with red damage that will test your skills like never before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!
Join us for a chance to test your trolling skills on unsuspecting players, just like how this husband trolled his own children. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make someone cry (in-game, of course)!
But don’t worry, we also promote love and equality on our server, just like how this mom reassured her daughter that she loves them both equally. So come on in and spread some laughter and tears, all in good fun!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a master troll like this husband, or just want to experience some wild family dynamics like in this story, then join us today! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉