Double Speedcraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!

Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

comparison, Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind, overcoming self-doubt, personal growth, self actualization, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, success mindset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

SassyCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	43

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7948	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	8872
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Farms Harvested:	418	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Farms Harvested:	101	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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