Join us if you dare to witness players summoning giant chickens to terrorize the land, building rollercoasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and holding epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.
But beware, there’s a mysterious force on the server known only as “The Ashinator” who has the power to turn anything and everything to ash in just one hour. Will you be the one to uncover their identity and stop their fiery rampage?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.
so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.
our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.
so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.
join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
Join us for epic races on pigback, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is equipped with a GPS system that leads you straight to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who moves so fast, he once outran a horde of zombies while juggling TNT! Rumor has it, if you can beat Speedy Steve in a race, he’ll grant you three wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those slowpokes behind and join us in the fast lane for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.
Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!
He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?
Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!
π€ͺπ Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! ππ€ͺ
ππ₯ Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! ππ₯
π€―π¨ Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! π¨π€―
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ππ So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! ππ
ππ₯ Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! ππ₯
JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! ππ₯π
but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.
so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.
| Server Name | Boredom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP | play.boredommc.com |
| Version | Java Edition [1.21.4+] |
| Player Count | 20-30 online player average |
| Features | – Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win |
Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.
Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.
Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.
For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom