we promise not to guilt trip you for not bailing out your boyfriend’s dog when he blows all his money on useless stuff. on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is how to defeat the ender dragon with a carrot.
so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and no judgment for not being your boyfriend’s personal bank account. because in our world, the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures!
Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff. On our server, you’ll find unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate rivers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti who love to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance a yeti? Only one way to find out!
So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Server Type | Survival SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Reset | Every two months |
| Gameplay | 100% pure Minecraft with no plugins or mods |
| Community | Player-driven gameplay and community projects |
A: The server is a Survival SMP with no plugins or mods.
A: The server resets every two months.
A: Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed, but the focus is on player-driven gameplay and community projects.
A: Join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the announcement.
Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a rave every time you log on.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for your morning wood rate to reach levels you never thought possible. Let’s get this party started!
Are you tired of being treated unfairly and having your inheritance locked away by toxic family members? Come join us and build your dream world where you are the ruler of your own destiny!
On our server, you can graduate, get married, and take your licensure exam all in the same day – without any interference from poisonous family members.
With $50 to your name and a $100K trust fund just waiting to be accessed, you can create the life you’ve always wanted without any drama. Build a house for your 5 cats (who will never be poisoned here) and watch your investments grow without anyone stealing from you.
Don’t let your family hold you back – join our server and live your best life without any unwanted guests at your wedding! You deserve to be happy and free from the drama – so come join us today!
But then my wife was all like “you’re playing favorites” and I was like “nah, just teaching them life lessons, fam.” So come join our server where we teach valuable lessons like sharing is caring, but sometimes you gotta earn that diamond sword, ya feel me? #BestMinecraftServerEver #NotPlayingFavorites #JoinUsNow
Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, explore secret underground caves filled with dancing creepers, and even participate in a weekly fashion show where your pixelated avatar can strut its stuff on the catwalk!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Zelensky himself, who roams the server without a single trace of makeup, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Who needs eye liner when you’ve got a diamond sword, right?
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! They got friends in /vt//mayo/ and /vt//pink/ – like, what even is that? Join now and enter a world where reality is questioned and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out, bro, this server is where it’s at!