we’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. you’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make all your minecraft dreams come true (well, maybe not ALL of them, but close enough).
so come on down to our server and join the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to conquer the 13 miles in 13 minutes challenge (or the 46 miles in 46 minutes challenge, if you’re feeling extra adventurous). see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!
IP: speedoflight.About.speed
We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!
