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You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
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So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are so obsessed with looks that they’ve turned Minecraft into a virtual beauty pageant? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly “Hottest Avatar” contest gets a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
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Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, even the villagers have started their own punk rock band. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player, pulling off pranks that will leave you laughing until you respawn.
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Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.
And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!