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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6317 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1436 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!
anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!
so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!
