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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 292 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!