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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6729 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.
But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.
So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.
