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  • CraftyCompliments

    CraftyCompliments
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband, wife, and a torn tendon.

    Imagine a world where you injure your leg, your wife goes on a trip, and all chaos breaks loose. Will you choose surgery or tough it out like a champ? Will your wife get mad at you for making decisions about your own health? Will Stacy and Jason become the ultimate rivals in a battle for your kids’ love and affection?

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama, questionable decisions, and unexpected arguments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest storylines and the most outrageous adventures. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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  • Angelic Tarot Minecraft Server

    Angelic Tarot Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5148 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in all things mystical and magical! Join us if you want to experience the power of tarot cards, angel numbers, and even summoning literal angels and demons in-game. Our founder once summoned a horde of archangels to protect our server from griefers – true story!

    But that’s not all, we also harness the energy of lunar eclipses to boost our gameplay, consult horoscopes to determine our mining strategy, and spread good karma by helping fellow players. Just be warned, if you don’t believe in the power of positivity and manifesting, our founder might unleash her wrath upon you – she’s like a spiritual warrior princess!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the universe has our back and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry angels). See you in-game, and may the good energy be with you!

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  • RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals

    RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the admins can’t even answer a simple question without losing their minds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been taught to code by a group of genius squirrels? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak fluent Pig Latin.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • NoNeighborNoEntryCraft

    NoNeighborNoEntryCraft
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this neighbor drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being a doorman in a virtual world. Knock on doors, buzz buzz buzz, and let your friends in (or not, we won’t judge).

    But beware, just like in real life, there are consequences for not carrying your virtual key. Get ready for some intense door-knocking action and maybe even some angry rants from your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have this level of drama in Minecraft?

    So come on in (with your key in hand) and join the fun! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will treat you like their virtual concierge. It’s a wild world out there, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

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  • Race4Aesthetic

    Race4Aesthetic
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    Players: Votes:
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    Buildings Constructed: 27 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 New Chunks Explored: 526866
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Votes: 8671 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • YesCraftMan

    YesCraftMan
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    Players: Votes:
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    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Falling into the Void: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama at work and just want someone to agree with you that Becky is a total b*tch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We don’t offer fixes, we offer validation for all your work-related rants.

    Our server is the perfect place to vent about your annoying coworkers and customers without anyone trying to change who you are fundamentally. Plus, we have a special “Becky’s Revenge” mini-game where you can take out all your frustrations on a virtual Becky character.

    So come join us and let off some steam in a safe and supportive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult people at work. See you in the game!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

    Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL
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    Players: Votes:
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    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

    So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Divine Spears Created: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crybabies out there! We have so many tissues available for all the tears you’ll shed when you see how amazing our server is.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

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  • BoomerBash Minecraft Server

    BoomerBash Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of random strangers butting into your business while you’re just trying to have a good time at the pub? Join our Minecraft server where the only interruptions you’ll get are from creepers trying to blow you up!

    Our server is the perfect place to vent about your day without judgment from random NPCs. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy for all players, so you won’t have to worry about any ghosts haunting you for lighting up a cigarette.

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual pub gardens without the hassle of real-life drama. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who won’t judge you for your vices (looking at you, old man at the pub).

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  • KidzKornerKhaos

    KidzKornerKhaos
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    Players: Votes:
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    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 67
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about your cousin drama.

    Our server is filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-family-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected childcare responsibilities.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

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  • ❤️CraftLand❤️ Survival, PVP, Cases 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    ❤️CraftLand❤️ Survival, PVP, Cases 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Villages Defended: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    New survival server. The server is available from versions 1.16.5-1.20!

    Kit kits, Prison for players, Multi-version support, Works

    PvP system, Marketplace for any items

    Privileges – 5 Admin groups – 2

    46.174.48.168:1111

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more action-packed events than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the SECRET GARDEN event where you can battle mythical creatures and uncover hidden treasures from November 21 to December 5.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a Union Raid happening from November 22 to November 27 where you can team up with your friends to take down epic bosses. And don’t forget about Co-op: Harvester from November 22 to November 24 where you can compete to see who can gather the most resources.

    And if you’re looking to spice up your character, we’ve got special recruits like Grave and Flora available for a limited time. Dress to impress with our Costume Passes like Cinderella: Glass Princess and D: Killer Wife: Secret Party Cleaner.

    But wait, there’s more! Stay tuned for our upcoming Costume Pass Volume: Beat the Gun where you can show off your killer style. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you there!

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  • The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

    The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP
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    Players: Votes:
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    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

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  • MetroMC

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    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    [LATEST VERSION] [NEWLY RELEASED] MetroMC is a unique and cool Minecraft 1.21 SMP! Metro is filled with some crazy content including Custom Terrain, Clue Scrolls, a Dynamic Economy, and more! We focus on creating the best community possible, making sure everyone is heard. We can guarentee you will have an amazing time playing, so come give it a shot!

    join.metromc.net

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  • Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Runes Activated: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being harassed by femcels who think they can lower your standards just because you’re a 5’3 manlet? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky femcels! Join us and build your own kingdom where height doesn’t matter and femcels are banned for life. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Say no to femcels and yes to a blocky paradise where you can be the king of your own world. Join now and leave those femcels in the dust where they belong!

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  • haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

    haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: Votes:
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    Void Gems Collected: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mines Excavated: 1202
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Horizons End ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Horizons End
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    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Farms Harvested: 344
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Some similar Minecraft servers to Horizons End include:

    1. Galacticraft: Galacticraft is a server that focuses on space exploration and colonization. Players can build their own rockets and travel to different planets, create colonies, and participate in space-themed activities.

    2. Pixelmon: Pixelmon is a server that combines Minecraft with the popular Pokemon franchise. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokemon in a Minecraft world, adding a unique twist to the traditional Minecraft gameplay experience.

    3. Starbound: Starbound is a server that takes players on a journey through the galaxy, where they can explore and colonize different planets, fight off alien enemies, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. It offers a similar space exploration theme to Horizons End .

    4. Space Engineers: Space Engineers is a server that focuses on building and designing spacecraft, space stations, and other space-related structures. Players can work together to create intricate space systems and engage in cooperative gameplay.

    5. Astral Imperium: Astral Imperium is a server that offers a mix of survival, exploration, and space-themed gameplay. Players can explore a vast universe, build their own bases, and participate in faction-based warfare for control of territories.

    These servers offer a similar experience to Horizons End , with their own unique twists and features that make them worth checking out for players looking for immersive and exciting gameplay experiences in Minecraft.

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  • Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server

    Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Holy Grails Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7525 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dropping a bomb on Hiroshima? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices (in a good way, of course).

    Join us and experience the thrill of self-inserting into fearless warriors who aren’t afraid of anything – especially not vaginas. Take on epic quests, build incredible structures, and unleash your inner badass as you conquer the virtual world like a boss.

    So why settle for boring protagonists when you can join our server and become a legendary hero in your own right? Trust us, one bomb just isn’t enough to contain all the excitement waiting for you here. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • Chance No Minecraft Server

    Chance No Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 141
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (virtual because we can’t actually give you real diamonds, sorry not sorry).

    Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. Plus, he’s a great conversation starter at parties.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and bust a move. Just be careful not to accidentally start a dance battle with a zombie, they take their dance-offs very seriously.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships made on our server are for infinity and beyond.

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