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WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Angry, BIZARRE, Confused, Entertainment, Frustrated, guys, humor, internet, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Problem, rant, reaction, smp, social media, strange, Video, viral video, weird, what the actual fuck, WTF

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	3589
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5984	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

alive, Apartments, autism bucks, Craft, demolition job, FIRED, gas, Girlfriend, giving up, Lucky, Min, Min Wage, min wage job, Minecraft, more hours, parents, parents advice, part time job, rant, smp, trust fund, Wage, work, work harder, WORTH..

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

> So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ByteCraft Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, ByteCraft, controversial, criticism, debate, discussion, Ethics, Frustration, Future, girl, machine learning, Minecraft, needs to get a grip, opinion, perspective, rant, robotics, Server, society, Technology, thoughts on AI, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run for your life!

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	1627	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

BlameItOnTheCreeper

BlameItOnTheCreeper, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, cousin, family, irrational fears, judgment, medical anxiety, medical care, needle-phobic, Nurse, patient, Phobia, Picnic, progress, rant, regression, Situation, Therapy, traumatic moments, Treatment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge you for your irrational fears like that nurse did! Join us for a fun and supportive community where we embrace all coping mechanisms, even if it involves “crying like a baby” while playing Minecraft.

Our server is therapy-approved, so you can rest assured that we won’t tell you to “grow up” or “seek therapy” for your fear of creepers. We understand the struggle of facing your fears, especially when it involves placing virtual IVs in pixelated patients.

Don’t let your fear of judgment hold you back from joining our server. We promise not to berate you for being scared of Endermen or skeletons. Plus, we have expert therapists on hand (well, maybe not actual therapists, but we’ve watched a lot of Dr. Phil) to support you through your pixelated phobias.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where we won’t blame you for regressing in your treatment if you run away from a zombie. Let’s build a supportive community together, one block at a time. #NoJudgmentMinecraftServer

TransCraft: Dad Detector Fail

#facial hair, Assholes, Boyfriend, cisgender, comparison, dad, Deception, detector, Fail, family, Father, feeling, funny, humbled, JOKE, passing, proving wrong, rant, relationship, Testing, TESTOSTERONE, TransCraft, Transgender, Upset

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	383194	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most discerning dads can be fooled! Join us for a wild ride of deception and hilarity as we test the limits of perception and reality. Our community is filled with surprises around every corner, just like the moment when my dad realized he couldn’t actually tell who’s transgender.

Come join us and experience the joy of proving someone wrong in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with laughter, fun, and plenty of unexpected twists. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and be a part of the most entertaining Minecraft server around!

Tranime-free Minecraft Server

anger, Anime, bad end, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, Garbage, hate, hatred, inappropriate, Jap-garbage, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, offensive, rant, Server, toxic behavior, toxic community, Tranimefree, Trash, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, Weeb’s

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with Jap-garbage slopping weebs? Look no further! Join our server where we ban all the weebs and only allow cool kids who know how to build epic structures and slay dragons like a boss.

Once upon a time, a group of evil weebs tried to take over our server with their cringy anime builds. But fear not, our brave players fought back with their diamond swords and TNT cannons, sending those weebs running back to their body pillows in shame.

Join us now and be part of the epic battle against the weebs, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content. Who needs Jap-garbage when you can have a server filled with epicness and awesomeness? Join us today and let’s show those weebs who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /acrg/ Artist/Commissioner Rant Party #786

786, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, ArtistCommissioner, bad artists, bad commissioners, BEWARE, commissioner, Exploitation, general, Gone Phishing Edition, Horu, j6un9, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Party, Pixxy, rant, scam, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Towns Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server for the ultimate Artist/Commissioner Rant General experience! We’ve got more tea than a high tea party, and more shade than a palm tree.

Vent about those bad artists and commissioners who have wronged you, and share your horror stories with fellow players. Beware of Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, and the rest of the shady crew – they’ll scam you faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of screenshots to roast those who try to delete their posts. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and let the madness begin!

Digimon Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, beginner’s guide, childhood favorite, Creatures, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Evolution, FANTASY, japanese animation, kids show, Minecraft, Nostalgia, recommended, recommended order, series, Server, starting point, streaming, watch online

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Digimon adventure on steroids!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Digimon hidden deep within the pixelated world. But be warned, these Digimon aren’t your average creatures – they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to battle!

Not only will you get to train and battle Digimon, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese (yes, you read that right).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic Digimon journey. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1298
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Zombie Dances:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mines Excavated:	2390	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crops Grown:	2937	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Enchantments Applied:	58
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	950658	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106
Buildings Constructed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!