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GFgiftFailCraft

aita, birthday gift, color, Disappointment, expensive, Furniture, GFgiftFailCraft, Girlfriend, makeup, overreacting, Picky, rant, relationship, research, SOLD OUT, Style, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vanity set, wrong set

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of getting your girlfriend the wrong gift on her birthday? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about disappointing her again! Our virtual vanity sets are customizable and guaranteed to match her style, no matter how picky she is. Plus, if she doesn’t like it, you can just respawn and try again! Don’t let real-life mishaps ruin your special occasions, join our server and gift with confidence!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	8160	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

abyss, ABYSS CAMO, Activision, ACTIVISION COOKED, black ops 6, bo6, Dark Matter, Dark Matter Camo, faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV TWITTER, Minecraft, NEBULA, NEBULA CAMO, RAGE, rant, Server, twitter, warzone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a popular YouTuber and member of the FaZe Clan. He is well-known for his entertaining gaming content, often featuring Call of Duty and other popular video games. Jev has amassed a sizable following on social media and YouTube, with his humor and skillful gameplay contributing to his success in the gaming community.

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1521	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

aggravated, Angry, ANNOYED, ANNOYING, done, enough already, frens, Frustrated, fuck, irritated, Minecraft, no more, over it, POLISH FRENS, POLISH FRIENDS, Poolish, rant, shut, SHUT IT, shut the fuck up, shut up, SHUT UP ALREADY, smp, STOP, Stop talking, TIRED OF HEARING

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

Why Do You Hate It, /g/? Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Community, criticism, discussion, dislike, forum, Frustration, G.., hate, Hate Speech, internet, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, opinion, rant, smp, Technology, trolling, why do you hate it

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic rap battles with creepers, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while wearing a tutu made of obsidian.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity like never before!

SpaceX Minecraft SMP: Elon Musk Ketamine Zombie

allegations, antichrist, Appearance, Behavior, controversial, Destruction, Elon, elon musk, Event, ketamine, Kids, Minecraft, molests, Musk, Outrage, public figure, rant, scandal, smp, social media, spacex, speculation, tech industry, Video, zombie

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crops Grown:	9100	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Elon Musk himself can’t resist the urge to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that he’s been mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, all while battling creepers and zombies with his trusty pickaxe.

But beware, the ketamine-infused mobs are no joke on this server. They move faster, hit harder, and may even break out into dance parties when you least expect it. So grab your enchanted armor and get ready for a wild ride as you navigate through Elon’s twisted dreamscape.

And who knows, you might even run into Elon himself, dressed up as the antichrist and spouting off wild conspiracy theories. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2318	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	133	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

814, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, bad artists, bad commissioners, commissioner, CreativeCrafters, exploitative artists, general, Horu, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Pixxy, rant, scam artists, screen cap, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of dealing with shady artists and commissioners like Horu, Pixxy, and OkiOppai. We promise no one will scam you here, unless you count that one time Steve tried to trade a diamond for a stick. But that’s beside the point.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who love to rant about bad commissions and share horror stories about getting ripped off. And don’t even get us started on Timedwatcher – that guy is a total creeper in-game. But hey, at least he’s not as bad as Skitterleaf, who once tried to sell a stack of dirt blocks for a stack of diamonds. Talk about a rip-off!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Just remember to screen cap everything, because you never know when someone might delete their posts in shame. See you in the world of blocky madness!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

controversy, criticism, Didnt, dislike, election, FAGGOT, Frustration, grifter, hate, Minecraft, online behavior, opinion, personal feelings, political views, Politics, public figure, rant, reason, shitposting, smp, social media, Sperg, trump, twitter

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1170	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	5268
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8235	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3762	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8994
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	636665	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimension Hops:	4	Farms Harvested:	274
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	143213
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	299
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Votes:	9269	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	6521
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Potions Brewed:	109	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!