Ransom MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PyroCraft: Ruble Ransom

crime, illegal, Helicopter, delinquency, arson

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest shenanigans happen every day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have teen arsonists burning Russian Mi-8 helicopters for 5 million rubles promised on Telegram!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold as these crazy teens wreak havoc in the virtual world. Who knows what they’ll burn next for some sweet, sweet cash? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness. Just make sure to bring your fireproof armor because things are about to get lit!

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HostageMamaOct7

Oct 7, ransom, Mother, footage, emotional

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server run by the mother of a hostage? Well, now’s your chance! This server is so lit, even the FBI is trying to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the mother of a hostage releases footage of their abduction on October 7th. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, this server is so safe, even the most notorious criminals are lining up to join.

Join now for the chance to uncover the truth behind the abduction, make friends with FBI agents, and maybe even score some sweet loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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DebtCraft Minecraft Server

Lending, global debt, global economy, debt holders, $315 trillion

Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt!

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InternetEraMC SMP

Future, innovation, digital revolution, progress, modern society

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

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Momzilla Minecraft Server

speak at wedding, bad mouthing, Rebuild, Server, Civil

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, credit card, ExHusbandCraft, Illness, daughter’s health

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

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AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

Fine Lines, collagen depletion, sleep habits, long-term sun exposure, wrinkles

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

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OverheardCraft

Random, unexpected, eavesdropping, outlandish, quirky

Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world!

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CraftyUkrainians

foreign relations, economic growth, US$50 billion, Ukraine, funding

come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

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ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

immunity, immune system regulation, Paris, virology, viral RNA

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!

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