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Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Crops Grown: | 4698 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
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