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Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9683	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9135	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	9101
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	291	Enchantments Applied:	103
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Potions Brewed:	186
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1878	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Items Found:	8449
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!