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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, animosity, bullying, childhood trauma, Conflict, Confrontation, grudge, Harassment, intimidation, Mikeneko, Minecraft, nekofami, PALS, PIXEL, Resentment, RETALIATION, Revenge, Rivalry, sakufami, Sakuna, Server, Vengeance, victimization

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	125
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Emeralds Found:	1421

Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

controversial content, coomers, cuck porn, decades old memes, divisive content, Gay, gross content, internet culture, Lgbt, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive content, online behavior, onlyfans, political memes, shitskins, smp, social media, State, state of X, tranny, twitter, white boomers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Farms Harvested:	433	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

30 feet away, Character, character movement, game controls, Game Mechanics, game movement, game starting point, game tutorial, game tutorial distance, game tutorial location, game tutorial mechanics, left, left stick, left stick controls, Minecraft, movement, Server, starting point, Stick., tutorial, tutorial controls, tutorial distance, tutorial distance from starting point, tutorial location

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

Android, Arena Combat Event, banner, codes, Commission Event, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, general, Ios, Jiyan, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, Official twitter, Platforming Event, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Sign-In Event, smp, special event, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering, wuthering waves, wuwa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Votes:	3078
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

alternative media, comedian, critical inquiry, establishment, Hes, hot wings, Jewish, joe rogan, kikes, MAGA moment, mainstream media, Minecraft, NBC News, podcasting, presidential elections, Prime energy drinks, relatable, revolution, Server, shills, system politicians, trump, truth-tellers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6356
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

fucking, GOD, Minecraft, smp, windows

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Votes:	2294

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

ASTRUM, banner, city system, Events, fbi, gameplay, INTERESTING, Large Online, License, Mechanics, minecraft server, MINISTERS, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No pvp, No unnecessary commands, Pirate, Roleplay, RP elements, semi-rp, Survival, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Whitelist, wikipedia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Potions Brewed:	61	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, b4k, Demo Days, github, halloween jam, helpful links, How to WebM, itch.io, Jam, Minecraft, obsproject, PALS, PIXEL, Programmers, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, Steam Games by AGDG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

177cm, dating deal breakers, dating preferences, dating standards, guy, height discrimination, height expectations, height preference, height qualifications, height requirements, height specifications, height standards, Minecraft, minimum height requirement, partner criteria, partner expectations, Personal preferences, physical attributes, relationship criteria, relationship standards, smp, societal norms, Tall

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	370425	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, children, civilians, combatants, compassion, Conflict, glare, Israeli forces, kaddish, Men, Minecraft, mourn, mourning, names, Peace, Praying, praying for all, Remembrance, Server, standing up, Temple, Understanding, weekly ritual, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!