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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	New Chunks Explored:	536601
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server – it’s like the VIP section of a virtual club! We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas serving you virtual drinks, creeper fireworks shows every night, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Build-A-Block” workshop where you can create your own custom mobs – I swear, I saw someone make a flying pig with laser eyes last week! So, is this ranking accurate? Honey, this server is so lit, it’s off the charts! You better join before the party gets too wild for you to handle!

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	5084
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?