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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2669 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2472 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
