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BedWars Minecraft Server

apartment living, arguments, Bedwars, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, compromise in relationships, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in relationships, couple dynamics, Frustration, Minecraft, napping, personal space, quality time, relationship, Server, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping on the couch, Snoring, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring madness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of arguing with your boyfriend about his constant snoring and couch napping habits. On our server, you can build a virtual bedroom for him to sleep in, far away from your ears.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully watch your favorite show without being interrupted by loud snores. Our server offers the perfect solution to your real-life dilemma – just log on and leave the snoring behind!

So come join us, where you can finally get some peace and quiet without having to go for a walk every time your boyfriend falls asleep on the couch. It’s time to say goodbye to the snoring arguments and hello to a snore-free Minecraft paradise!

NoTouchyGFNoTouchy

belongings, BMW, Bose headphones, CAR, child, cringe, expensive things, Fight, Girlfriend, iPhone, Jaguar, macbook pro, maintenance, NoTouchyGFNoTouchy, Property, Respect, Touch, Value, Watches, wealthy family

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	714	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting your belongings! Join us if you’re tired of people treating their virtual blocks like they’re disposable!

On our server, we have a strict policy of respecting all in-game items and structures. No more griefing or careless destruction here! We believe in taking care of your virtual possessions just like you would in real life.

Join us and experience a community of players who understand the value of their pixelated possessions. Build your dream castle without fear of it being destroyed by a reckless player!

So if you’re tired of dating someone who treats their belongings like garbage, come join our server and surround yourself with like-minded individuals who appreciate the value of virtual property. Because in our world, respecting your items is no joke!

VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

UnlearningPorn101, VirginCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

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mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	546
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!