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CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2444
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3740

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Animals Bred:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Items Found:	4130	Crops Grown:	9193
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!