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CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	298
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6071
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	3870
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	4664	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Items Found:	8435	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!