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CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, Cultural differences, cultural identity, demographics, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European, geography, germs, heritage, History, Minecraft, Nationality, Nords, regional identity, slavs, smp, social perceptions, societal labels, Stereotypes, Western Europe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crops Grown:	4318
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3402	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimension Hops:	8	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Ancient Races Minecraft Server

#Finns, Ancestry, Ancient, ancient civilizations, arab, crackers, Devils, Extinct, greece, History, Korean, larp, man, meds, migrated, Migration, Minecraft, Mythology, oldest races, Original Finns, Races, Rome, Server, yakub spawn

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	815139	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mines Excavated:	4563	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP – Western VTubers Thread

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1654	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

Welcome to the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground chicken fight club run by VTubers. Bet on your favorite feathered fighter and watch them peck their way to victory! – Our server is haunted by a ghostly Koikatsu card that roams the land, challenging players to duels with their customized characters. Will you be able to defeat the spooky specter? – The Ref Sheets are actually ancient scrolls that hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft master! – We have a Tiermaker challenge where players must rank their favorite VTubers in order to gain access to a secret realm filled with riches and rare loot. Choose wisely, or face the consequences! – And last but not least, our Cytube watchalong is a virtual movie night where players gather to watch the most bizarre and hilarious videos on the internet. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt!

So come join us on the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RIP World Minecraft server

action, Behavior, Buildings, Community, Creative, fencing, freedom, Gaming, Groups, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, RIP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Greetings. This server was created to look at the behavior of players with complete freedom of action. On this server you can do anything from fencing to amazing buildings. The size of the world is 10k by 10k blocks, this limitation was created to encourage players to join groups. No privates or regions, the server is as vanilla as possible. Do whatever your heart desires on RIP World!

45.93.200.30:25590

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, don quixote, download links, e.g.o, Ego, extractions, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Dreaming and try to keep your sanity intact.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line for a trip through the Masquerade and the Merry Go Round, where things get even crazier. And don’t miss out on our upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht, where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right.

Looking for a challenge? Take on the target extraction missions, like taking down the Manager of La Manchaland or extracting the elusive Yi Sang. It’s a race against time and your own wits.

And remember, this server is tied to the lore of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect some serious spoilers. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just dive in headfirst and see what happens?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Download the game, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of insanity. See you on the other side!

Arknights Endfield Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, arknights, children, controversial, dark fantasy, Death Stranding, Endfield, exploit, Factories, Final Fantasy 12, Gacha game, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile game, role playing, Sci Fi, smp, strategy, tactical rpg, waifus

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we combine the chaos of Death Stranding, the epicness of Final Fantasy 12, and the allure of waifus all in one place! But wait, there’s more – we also have a special feature where you can exploit children in factories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and questionable ethics. Build your dream base, conquer epic dungeons, and maybe even find love with a waifu NPC. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those child labor laws… or not, we won’t judge!

Social Bully Minecraft Server

bully, bullying, cyberbullying, Deception, Disappointment, Expectations, false impressions, films, high school, Lies, material possessions, Minecraft, nice car, online search, promising career, reality check, school bully, Server, Social, social media, social status, Stereotypes, trad family

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	5945	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of getting bullied by people with perfect lives? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players with messy lives, beat-up cars, and questionable career choices! Join us for a chance to finally be the cool kid on the block, because let’s face it, who wants to be friends with someone who has it all together? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of failed social media influencers, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. So come on, join us and leave those perfect people in the dust!

SMP Water Connoisseur: Does Anon Have S Tier Water for Daily Consumption?

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Towns Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of drinking boring, regular water on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we serve only the finest S tier water for daily consumption! Our water is so pure and refreshing, it will make you question why you ever settled for anything less.

But that’s not all! We also have a special water park attraction where you can swim in a pool filled with water that has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Rumor has it that bathing in this water will give you superhuman abilities in the game. So come join us and experience the wonders of our water world!