Rank Up Timeline Minecraft Servers

Rank Up Timeline Minecraft Servers

  • FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! Join us for some LOLz and epic battles!

    FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! Join us for some LOLz and epic battles!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Dimension Hops: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for insane events like “Water Monsters Crisis, The Floating Island of Innocents” where you’ll have to battle terrifying sea creatures on a floating island to save innocent villagers. And don’t miss out on our “Learning with Manga! FGO Collaboration Event” where you can summon your favorite Fate/Grand Order characters in chibi form!

    But that’s not all! We have a Servant Material Lookup tool to help you plan your battles, a Coin Calculator to keep track of your riches, and a Damage Calculator to see just how much chaos you can cause. Plus, our server has future materials spreadsheets, drop rates, and even a raw database for all your FGO needs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

    Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 142
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Crops Grown: 2587
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before.

    On our server, you can create your own anime girl character and watch her chow down on your country’s favorite food. Want to see a French anime girl devouring a croissant? Or how about a Japanese anime girl slurping up some ramen? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your spuds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

    “No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 2307
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Zombie Dances: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Runes Activated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8212 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

    Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7680
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ores Mined: 7597
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Crops Grown: 6410 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 9907
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 599229 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

    Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 586
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

    Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

    TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4268
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

    BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7858
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dimension Hops: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

    Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

    So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

    Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8765
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

    Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2084
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Runes Activated: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

    But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

    If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

    Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3999
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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