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FiancéFollyCraft

Apology, arguments, Communication, credibility, Effort, Endurance, escalation, feelings, Fiance, FiancéFollyCraft, FITNESS, hurt, hypertrophy, Logic, misunderstanding, muscle growth, Petty, relationships, Stamina, studying, Victim

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can settle arguments with logic and reasoning? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of debating with your fellow players over the most random topics, just like this couple arguing about muscle growth vs. stamina.

Who needs swords and pickaxes when you have the power of words to conquer your foes? Show off your debate skills and outsmart your opponents to claim victory and bragging rights. Plus, if you ever feel like things are getting too heated, just remember to take a deep breath and type out a well-thought-out response like our feisty couple here.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate logic warrior in our Minecraft server! Who knew virtual arguments could be so entertaining?

WorkplaceWackiness Minecraft SMP

anecdote, BIZARRE, crazy, Event, Experience, funny, Job, job mishap, memorable, Minecraft, odd occurrence, office, smp, Story, strange, strange encounter, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, work, work incident, Workplace, WorkplaceWackiness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or accidentally unleashed a pack of wild wolves on your unsuspecting friends during a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your craziest work stories, then look no further!

Join us on our server where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. We have epic build battles, intense treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base filled with rare loot (if you can find it, that is).

So if you’re ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry a little (from laughter, of course), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a work story that tops them all!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

CHANGE, daily routine, habits, Happiness, healthy choices, Improvement, Lifestyle, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeUpgrade, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, progress, quality of life, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, transformation, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Votes:	3354
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3109
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where nothing ever changes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, like the “Llama Launcher” that lets you ride llamas into battle or the “TNT Tornado” that turns your enemies into confetti. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and watch your quality of life skyrocket as you embark on the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, alleged, Conflict, controversy, defends, Defense, Ethics, Hamas, HamasCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli, Justice, Lawmaker, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Prisoner, rape, Server, sexual assault, War Crimes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	193	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!

I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!

CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

controversy, CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops, Democracy, Disputed, election, electoral commission, fraud, International, intervention, investigation, Juan Guaido, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Organization of American States, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, unreliable, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	7559	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

Boldly, BUILD, CraftyCredz, credit card benefits, credit card debt, credit card disadvantages, credit card misuse, credit card rewards, credit card usage, credit cards, DEBT, financial management, financial responsibility, free money, luxury spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, Poor, Rewards, Rich, spend, spending habits, Status, Wisely

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

AAAS, academic journal, American Association for the Advancement of Science, Breakthrough, discovery, hidden structure, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthrough, mathematical structure, Mathematics, mathematics news, number theory, number theory research, Numbers, prime factorization, prime number distribution, prime number theorem, prime number theory, prime numbers, PrimeCraft, research, Science, Unveiling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	705942
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Duels, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Mc.GameGrief.Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7748
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?