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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2866 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 532 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!