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CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8853	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	2136	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1515
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8415
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	146319

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ores Mined:	8432	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Crops Grown:	3747	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	361
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crops Grown:	7128	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!

AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

aita, aunt, AuntieShame80thBashGFgoneGrandNoMore, Binge Eating, Birthday, conditional love, Confrontation, cruel comment, dog boarding, family drama, Girlfriend, grandmother, house sit, LEAVING, Narcissistic, panic attack, Publicly Shamed, Relationship Navigation, self-control, weight, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	104	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama – but only in the game, of course!

Looking for a place to escape from the craziness of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even tame a dragon or two – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re worried about family drama following you into the game, fear not! Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is which block to place next. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

introspection, negative behavior, overcoming toxic traits, personal growth, recognizing flaws, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self reflection, self-accountability, self-awareness journey, self-awareness practice, self-criticism, self-destructive habits, Self-examination, self-improvement journey, SelfAwareTrash, toxic behavior, toxic patterns, toxic trait, ToxicCraftSMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Potions Brewed:	170	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ores Mined:	2867
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only toxic trait you need is a love for chaos and craziness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!

But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.

CraftyCougarHygieneTips

advice, aging gracefully, beauty, CraftyCougarHygieneTips, Experience, Grooming, health, hygiene, knowledge, Mentorship, Older Women, personal care, reddit, self improvement, self-care, skincare, Tips, wellness, wisdom, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	2315	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!