i know, right? we did this, like, super legit trial on 1,612 employees in a tech company in china. and, like, it was so wild, man. they were all playing minecraft from home and still, like, killing it at work.
so, if u wanna be part of this madness, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next employee of the month while building a sick castle in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone accusing you of only wanting them for their money. You can mine for diamonds and gold without anyone getting upset that you’re not making the company a priority. And best of all, you can explore a vast world filled with adventure and excitement, far away from the arguments and accusations of your real life.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your castle! Leave the drama behind and let’s craft a new, stress-free world together.
Don’t worry about missed connections, our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure you never miss a message from your potential in-game partner. Whether you’re building a castle together or battling creepers side by side, love is just a /tp command away.
So why wait for fate to bring you together when you can join our server and create your own love story? Who knows, maybe your next date night will involve slaying dragons and exploring the Nether together. Don’t let bad reception ruin your chances at love, join our server today and start crafting your happily ever after!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your electricity bill again, because we’re all about that lamp life. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, trust me.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let’s light up the night together. Just don’t forget to bring your own lampshade, because things can get pretty bright around here. Let’s get this party started, baby! 🕺💡🎉
we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.
so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Features |
|---|
| all of the create mods |
| Simple Voice Chat |
| /back , /home commands |
| waystones |
| Xaero’s map/minimap |
| Yung’s better structures |
| lightman’s currency |
As of now, the server has 2 players with a maximum capacity of 10. For more information and updates, please visit our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the server IP provided and logging in with your Minecraft account. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually listed on the server or on the Discord server. |
| Can I invite friends to play on the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as there is space available. |
| Is there a way to communicate with other players on the server? | Yes, the server has Simple Voice Chat feature enabled for players to communicate with each other. |
Join us and leave behind the stench of boring servers. Our community is so welcoming, even the zombies bring you flowers instead of brains. So come on in and let your creativity flow, just like the rivers of lemon-scented lava in our world.
Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today and say goodbye to the smell of mediocrity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out that this whole drama is actually a plot twist on our EPIC minecraft server! join now to uncover the truth behind this wild story and maybe even become friends with Elon Musk himself. who knows, maybe he’ll even give you a ride to space in one of his fancy rockets.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?)
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
|---|---|
| Map | map.squeejcraft.com:53974 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
| Bedrock IP | 172.93.103.228 |
| Bedrock Port | 25565 |
| Website | https://squeejcraft.buycraft.net |
We’re a single server network with a strong focus on server quality and performance without having to strip the game of its vanilla mechanics. Started in 2019 by a redstone enthusiast who struggled to find a public server that could handle his builds, SqueejCraft has perfected the art of running a server optimally using some of the best software & hardware available. Build anything that your heart desires without fear of lag prevention measures ruining your projects. We are a semi-vanilla Survival server set to hard difficulty, with vanilla mob spawn mechanics, villager behavior, and much more.
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