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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

CraftyCreeperz

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military response, missile attack, nuclear sites, oil rigs, political tensions, potential escalation, regional stability, RETALIATION, security threat, strategic planning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	214
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that PLUS u can join in on epic battles between Israel and Iran! like, imagine u and ur friends teaming up to attack oil rigs and nuclear sites, all while trying to survive in the crazy world of minecraft! it’s like real life drama but in pixel form! come join us for the most intense and hilarious gameplay u’ve ever experienced! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyClinicMisinfoBgone

ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, cancer treatment, chatgpt, Clinics, complementary healthcare, CraftyClinicMisinfoBgone, deceptive claims, false claims, false information, healthcare industry, healthcare misinformation, healthcare websites, medical misinformation, Misinformation, misinformation detection, misinformation research, misleading claims, online misinformation, researchers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	2
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

LOL have u heard of dis cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like ChatGPT on steroids, but instead of misinformation, we got CRAZY FUN! we set ChatGPT loose on 725 websites and now it’s running wild on our server, spewing out hilarious nonsense 24/7! join now for a wild ride of false claims and misleading adventures! who needs cancer treatment when u can have a blast on our server instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Miss Me Yet? Minecraft Server

Heartache, longing, longing for the past, Memories, Minecraft, missing someone special, missing the good times, missing you, missing your laughter, missing your love, missing your presence, missing your smile, missing your touch, missing your voice, missing your warmth, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the fun back into your blocky life!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magic potions that turn you into a chicken for a day. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual dance floor – the winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. You’ll never look back and ask yourself, “Miss me yet?” because you’ll be having too much fun to even remember what boring old servers were like!

HEDERA HBAR Minecraft SMP Mastermind

bank of international settlements, BiS, CBDCs, Connected, cross-border payment solutions, cryptocurrency, developed, digital asset ecosystems, Explored, HBAR, Hedera, iif, institutions, international finance, mastermind, member, Minecraft, participating, Partnership, Project Agora, smp, talked with, tokenization

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	647238
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have partnered with the Bank of International Settlements and the Institute of International Finance for our very own ‘Project Agora’! What is Project Agora, you ask? Well, it’s all about exploring digital assets, CBDCs, tokenization, and cross-border payments in the most epic way possible.

We’ve got 41 institutions on board for this crazy adventure, and guess what? 39 of them are totally obsessed with us! The other two tried us out but decided we were a total flop. But hey, that just means every single participating institution has had a taste of our awesomeness.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only ones with the crypto swag that everyone’s talking about. Come join us for some wild adventures and see why we’re the talk of the town!

BioBdayTreatsMCServer

bio siblings, BioBdayTreatsMCServer, birthday traditions, blended family, family bonds, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling love? Look no further than our server, where we treat all players like siblings, whether they’re step-siblings, half-siblings, or long-lost cousins twice removed!

Join us and experience the heartwarming joy of making birthday treats for all your siblings, step-siblings, and even those distant relatives you only see once a year. Who knew crafting virtual cakes could bring a blended family closer together?

Don’t be like the OP in this story who couldn’t see past the labels of step-siblings and cousins. Embrace the chaos of family dynamics and create unforgettable memories with all your Minecraft siblings. After all, in our server, we’re all just one big, happy, dysfunctional family. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

RingRivalryCraft

Apology, Argument, Best Friend, Competition, consideration, cushion-cut diamond, diamonds, engagement ring, feelings, Halo, misunderstanding, moving on, popular style, RingRivalryCraft, shopping, special ring, unique ring, Upset

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of arguing over engagement rings with your best friend, just like in this outrageous story!

Imagine building your dream castle in Minecraft, only to have your best friend accuse you of copying their design! Will you stand your ground and defend your creative choices, or will you cave in and start from scratch to keep the peace?

With our server, you’ll never run out of wild stories to tell. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate over pixelated diamonds and virtual halos! Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible in a Minecraft server.

VeggieKing Minecraft SMP

agricultural sustainability, dietary habits, food security, food supply, global health, importance of vegetables, Minecraft, nutrition, smp, vegetable availability, vegetable benefits, vegetable consumption, vegetable cultivation, vegetable diversity, vegetable farming, vegetable impact, vegetable nutrients, vegetable production, vegetable scarcity, vegetable varieties, VEGETABLES, VeggieKing, world population

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most important vegetable for the world’s population is… drumroll please… the legendary Potato of Power!

Legend has it that whoever possesses the Potato of Power will have unlimited food, endless riches, and the ability to summon a potato army to do their bidding. But be warned, the Potato of Power is guarded by the fearsome Potato King, a spud so powerful that even the bravest players tremble at the mention of his name.

Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the Potato of Power, defeat the Potato King, and become the ultimate potato master. But beware, you never know who else is out there trying to claim the potato throne for themselves. So grab your spud cannons and potato swords, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyWorldFacts

AstonishingRealities, BizarreFacts, CraftyWorldFacts, CuriousFacts, EyeOpeningFacts, FascinatingDiscoveries, IncredibleWorld, JawDroppingFacts, MindBlown, MindBogglingFacts, OddButTrue, OutlandishFacts, QuirkyTruths, ShockingTruths, StartlingRevelations, StrangeButTrue, SurprisingFacts, SurrealRealities, unbelievablefacts, UnusualPhenomena, weirdbuttrue

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride unicorns and battle dragons while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? It may sound totally fake, but it’s 100% true! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits you on our server!

MissileCraft: Kamala’s Krazy Kombat

Breaks Silence, Conflict, current events, Dangerous Force, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Global Issues, international relations, iran, Israel, kamala harris, Kamalas, KOMBAT, KRAZY, MIDDLE EAST, missile attack, MissileCraft, News, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than kamala harris breakin’ her silence on a missile attack on israel! we got more action than iran bein’ a dangerous force in the middle east, i’m tellin’ ya!

when you join this server, you’ll be like, whoa, this is wild! we got creepers blowin’ up left and right, skeletons shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow, and zombies tryin’ to eat your brains faster than you can say “minecraft is awesome!”

not only that, but we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen! we got a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ a top hat! it’s insane, man!

so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience more craziness than kamala harris talkin’ about iran, then you gotta join this minecraft server! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Eroding River Rises – Minecraft

crust adjustment, Earth’s surface, Elevation, eroding, Erosion, everest, geological changes, geological forces, geological movement, geological phenomenon, geological shift, geological uplift, geology, Himalayas, landform, Minecraft, Mountain, mountain formation, natural process, Rises, river, tectonic activity, topography

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lol join our server and u can climb everest like a pro cuz we made it even taller with our epic minecraft skills. now u can reach new heights and be the king of the mountain, all thanks to our server. plus, we have a secret river that erodes the crust of the planet, making everest even taller by 50m/165ft. it’s like a real-life adventure but in minecraft, so join now and conquer everest like a boss!