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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Bimmalord Server VS Hypixel

adventure server, Chest Shop, Community market, Crates, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Daily Rewards, Dutch server, Economy, economy systems, interactive player experience, key system, multiplayer, NL language, Player Economy, Server Shop, Spawners, Survival, survival server, Trading, unique gameplay mechanics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Potions Brewed:	170
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255

Hypixel	Bimmalord Server
Extensive range of game modes	Focus on multiplayer survival experience
Large player base	Smaller community with a personal touch
Regular updates and new content	Unique economy systems and custom features
Dedicated PvP and mini-games	Emphasis on trading, economy, and survival gameplay
International server with a variety of languages supported	Primary language is Dutch with a focus on local community

FAQ:

1. Is Hypixel or Bimmalord Server better for PvP gameplay? – Hypixel is better suited for PvP gameplay with dedicated mini-games and PvP modes. Bimmalord Server focuses more on survival experience and economy systems.

2. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base due to its extensive range of game modes and international appeal. Bimmalord Server has a smaller community with a more personal touch.

3. Are there regular updates on both servers? – Hypixel regularly updates with new content and features. Bimmalord Server also introduces unique economy systems and custom features to keep the gameplay fresh.

4. Can I join either server if I don’t speak English? – Hypixel supports a variety of languages, making it accessible to players from around the world. Bimmalord Server primarily uses Dutch as the language of communication.

5. Which server offers a more unique gameplay experience? – Bimmalord Server offers a unique gameplay experience with its focus on trading, economy systems, and custom features. Hypixel, on the other hand, offers a wide range of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

Crafty Atheists

acceptance, atheists, businessmen Jews, Crafty, cultural identity, Diversity, FAITH, inclusion, interracial couples Jews, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish faith, jewish traditions, judaism, religious acceptance, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious practices, religious tolerance, Secular Jews, spirituality

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you a secular Jew who loves to mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a businessman Jew who wants to build a thriving virtual empire? Well, on our server, we accept all types of Jews, including interracial couples Jews and even Jews who follow other Gods!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build your own temple, trade with other players in the marketplace, and engage in epic battles against zombie pigmen (we hear they’re anti-Semitic). So come on down and join the chosen people of this Minecraft server – we promise you won’t be disappointed!

Punishing Gray Raven: Blocky Edition – Me, Myself & Creeper

Android, Banners, Beginner’s Guides, blocky, Chaos Unsnarled, Characters Database, creeper, Edition, Events, Feral Scent, friendlist, Gray, guides, Guilds, Ios, Omniframe Banner, OP pastebin, PC, pgr, PUNISHING, punishing gray raven, Raven, Recommended Builds, Resources, Three No. 21s, Trident, useful links

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have three hags, yes THREE, and they will guide you through the mystical world of Minecraft like never before.

Join our server and experience Chaos Unsnarled, where anything can happen and the possibilities are endless. And don’t forget about our limited 100% rate-up Omniframe Banner featuring the Feral Scent – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Characters Database and Recommended Builds to become the ultimate Minecraft master. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – we have guides to help you every step of the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Honkai: Star Rail General – The Minecraft Server for Epic Battles and Memes!

Battles, Before The Next Song Begins, Carnival, Character Banners, drip marketing, Epic, firefly, general, gift, Honkai, jade, Light Cone Banners, memes, Minecraft, myriad celestia, preview page, Quantum Erudition, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Web Event

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Firefly’s 5* Fire Destruction? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where you can sway to the beat like Robin in “Sway to My Beat” trailer.

Imagine a world where you can soar through the skies like Myriad Celestia in “If We Had Wings” trailer. Our server is so epic, it’ll make you weep like in the “Then Wake to Weep” trailer.

With character banners like Robin, Topaz, Hanya, and Xueyi, and light cone banners like Flowing Nightglow and Blissful, you’ll be immersed in a world of wonder and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like GIFTVAJEGY4MNMDK and STARRAILGIFTROBININSIDE0327CARNIVALHSR1YEAR will give you exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! It’s so awesome, even Jade’s 5* Quantum Erudition can’t compare!

ZoomerZombieZap – Where Nicolae Miu reigns supreme and the lolz never end!

anger, brutality, chilling, crime, Crime Scene, Dark, Disturbing, GLAD, gutted, hatred, Justice, lolz, Miu, murder, Nicolae, Nicolae Miu, REIGNS, Revenge, satisfaction, Shocking.., SUPREME, Twisted, violence, Zoomer, ZoomerZombieZap

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4934	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs – even if that means taking out a few Zoomers along the way! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of bloodshed. Who knows, you might just become the next Nicolae Miu and earn yourself a legendary reputation on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Desert Sky VS Hypixel

ARID, bedouin, Cactus, Camel, desert, Dune, dust, Economy, heatwave, MCMMO, mirage, Nomad, Oasis, Sandcastle, sandstorm, Scorch, SKY, Sphinx, sunbeam, Survival Games, Trade Route, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

Be me, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, DATING, decision, Diversity, Experience, Exploration, Filipino, Girlfriend, GRINDR, gtbe, hook up, Lgbt, Machine, pixelated, Proposal, relationship, text, Threesome, Time, trannies, year

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	126773
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

addiction, cigarettes, coping mechanism, depression, diet, emotional distress, fast food, fast food addiction, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, McDonalds, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Server, smoking, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, banner, Deception, Discord, donation, FLOXMC, free, GIF, Goodies, group, Ip:, Lazy, Minecraft, Modes, play.floxmc.ru, Server, Top, Website

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

play.floxmc.ru

Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

annual event, celebration, community event, Event, FESTIVAL, madness, Minecraft, PALS, PICOLO DAY, PICOLO DAY annual event., PICOLO DAY celebration, PICOLO DAY community event, PICOLO DAY event, PICOLO DAY festival, PIXEL

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!