LimbCraft: Random Item World

warden, Spawn, spawn eggs, Plugin, random item

Minecraft Server Info:

Our Minecraft server is unlike any other. It features a special plugin that gives out random items – the Random Item Giver Data Pack. All the blocks in the world are removed at the start (except spawn), so players have to place them themselves. It’s like skyblock, but everyone spawns in the same spot. There are private areas too. When you join, you’ll get a random item every 20 seconds. It could be anything, except command blocks. Sounds easy, right? But wait till you see what happens next. Spawn Eggs for the Warden? Check. Ender Dragon’s head? Yup, got that too. But can you collect at least half a stack of regular diorite? That’s the real challenge…

Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our Minecraft server!

limb.my-mc.net

Random Item Skyblock

December 26th, Unique, est, Peace, Skyblock

Minecraft Server Overview

Unique Features
Teams (Same team members share an island)
Communal Center Area
Trading with other players using /trade
Community events that take place on stream

Contact information:

If you are interested please message neilphi on Discord.

Username: neilphi

Server start date: December 26th at Noon EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please message neilphi on Discord using the provided username.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server will start on December 26th at Noon EST.

Q: Can I play alone or do I have to join a team?

A: While teams are encouraged for collaboration, you can also play alone if you prefer.

Q: Are there any rules for content creation on the server?

A: Content creation is strongly encouraged, but not mandatory to be a part of the server.

Blocky Burden: Server Drama!

Drama, Communication Issues, personal space, blocky, Boundaries

yo u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than my mom’s unsolicited baby advice? well, listen up – here’s why this server is the BLOCK of all blocks!

Baby Zombies!! – forget regular mobs, we got baby zombies that throw tantrums every time you step on a flower, just like my mom when I don’t tell her my minecrafters’ plans! PLUS, they demand the finest golden sword for their cuteness. if you can’t give it, well, good luck with that tantrum!
Crafting Chaos – you’ll craft items that don’t exist in the real game! ever wanted to make a “disrespectful wardrobe” that steals your space and leaves the room messy? BOOM, now you can! take that, mom! no baby clothes needed!
Never-Ending Conflict** – every time you think you’re finishing a build, a player will pop up with unsolicited “suggestions” – kinda like when my girlfriend tried making decisions about the nursery. it’s like a PVP battle but with WORDS. very intense. very weird.
Emotional Rollercoaster – your character can only build if they’re emotionally unstable. need more motivation to mine diamonds? wait ‘till your character gets a text from their mom! you’ll craft with tears in your eyes, trust me, it’s the experience you never knew you needed!
Interfering NPCs – we got NPCs who just LOVE offering you unsolicited advice about your BASE. “You really should put a water feature here!” – Yeah right, Karen! it’s MY house! Yeah, that NPC is 100% based on my mom.
Spectacular Drama – every time someone logs on, YOU BETTER BELIEVE there’s drama! it’ll be like dealing with family issues every single second except with more explosions and less therapy. my mom should really join; she’d be the reigning queen of chaos!
Teleportation Tensions – teleporting into a friend’s base? better watch your back cause we have a mom clone feature that’ll shadow you and make crazy demands right from the start! “What’s for dinner? You better share that diamond!” It’s both hilarious and terrifying.
Emotional Support Pigs – they don’t do much except snort and eat all your carrots, but hey! they feel your pain during builds! looking for a buddy while getting roasted by fam drama? hop on a pig!
Moving Blocks – every time you try to pack a chest, it magically unpacks itself, just like trying to find your own space when you move out! Realistic and relatable!

so, what are you waiting for? minecraft is a big world, but we’re here to make sure it’s as messy and dramatic as life itself! join us for build battles, emotional support, and maybe a chance to beat that mom at her own game – but in pixel form! LET’S GO!!!

AITA Craft: Blocky Blunders!

confrontation in relationships, co-parenting struggles, boundaries in family, sister-in-law conflict, supporting a child

yo listen up, fellow block builders and pixelated adventurers!!! 😱 u NEED to join this epic minecraft server like RIGHT NOW!!! here’s some totally bonkers reasons why u’ll wanna, trust me, it’s gonna blow your diamond-encrusted mind!!! 💥✨

wander into the majestic land of Wafflewood 🌲 where every tree is made of legit waffles. i mean, who wouldn’t want to live in a syrupy wonderland? just watch out for the deadly hungry syrup raccoons ready to ambush you on your pancake adventures 🥞🦝
our SPOOKY SPOOKTOBER dungeon is the perfect place to confront your fears! try dodging the angry ghost llamas that haunt the halls, screaming “you shoulda brought MORE diamond armor!” 💀 llama just wants ur ores 😭
also, there’s a massive volcano that EATS CREEPERS!!! 🍕 yeah, u heard that right. it literally starts BURPING EXPLOSIONS after each meal! feel like a hero or just a REALLY CONCERNED bystander watching nature take blame for it all 🌋😅
did i mention the pizza knight faction? 🍕 join forces with mighty warriors who throw tomato sauce bombs to claim power! if u don’t like pizza, u’ll get hit with a cheesy dodgeball instead! BEWARE! 🧀⚔️
ever dream of befriending a dragon made of candy?? 🍭 now’s ur chance! our magical candy dragon FRIEND-AGGEDDON will fly u around in a sugar rush, but first u gotta dodge the cotton candy tornado he creates 🍭🌪️ u might get stuck in it forever, but is that really a bad thing?
and guys, every weekend, we have the FISHSLAP CHAMPIONSHIP 🎣🤚 where the reigning champ slaps other players with fish while riding on a squid. u haven’t lived until u’ve been hit with a trout while trying to build a secret underwater lair!
oh and need I say, the MOB DATING SERVICE is the hot new thing! ever wanted to date a creeper? now u can! but watch out, they get explosive sometimes 💥🔥

so come on down, grab ur pickaxe, and put on ur BEST mining hat, cause this ain’t just a server, it’s a wild ride into the absolutely ridiculous! it’s like if reality and dreams had a salad and forgot the dressing, doused it in laughter and sprinkled diamond dust all over it 🌟💎

don’t wait, join us for the chaos, just bring ur weirdness and listen to the sweet sounds of crafting madness! 🌈🚀

Breaking Bottles: AITA Minecraft

BREAKING, Minecraft, bottles

yooooooo welcome to the most wacky, zany, LIFE CHANGING minecraft server ever!!! like, you won’t believe the insane stuff we got goin’ on!

🌟 first off, have you ever wanted to build a castle made entirely of pancakes? well, guess what! here, THAT’S A REALITY!!! i mean we got syrup rivers, and your blocks can totally stick to your fingers!! how cool is that?!

🍕 but that’s not all, fam! you ever heard of the mystical creatures called pizza llamas? no? well, let me tell you, they’ll transport you straight to the land of endless toppings if you feed ’em pepperoni! AND you can ride ’em too—just make sure you don’t fall off into the ranch dressing volcano!

🔮 ohhh and the legendary “Creeper-Flavored Ice Cream” exists! yup, you heard me. but if you’re not ready to eat a snack that explodes in your mouth (literally), then don’t even think about joining this server!

🤖 and how about this: there’s a rumor that we have a hidden portal that takes you to a realm where it rains diamonds every Wednesday (sometimes on Thursdays if you’re lucky but shhh don’t tell anyone!!) but only if you sing a TAYLOR SWIFT song at the top of your lungs while jumping on a diamond block.

🎉 ever wanted friends? well, we got the most LOYAL pet foxes that totally throw parties and celebrate your victories with you!! they also judge you, but it’s pretty funny– just don’t drop any vodka bottles around them, they get super offended.

🚀 oh and guess what else? I’m pretty sure a hacker last week turned a whole biome into a giant marshmallow! like, can you imagine running around and bouncing off mallow fluff? i’m not saying we have marshmallow-surfing competitions, but like, sometimes we totally do!

🤪 finally, join us or face the wrath of the Anti-Fun Police, aka my pet chicken, who squawks every time someone un-jumps the bed. you don’t want your life turned into a never-ending GAME OVER screen!

👾 so c’mon down, grab your diamond axes, and let’s make some ridiculous memories together! because when you’re here, the only rule is: rule #1 – no one cares what you do, as long as you do it in style! let’s get cray cray in minecraft; you won’t regret it!! 🥳

BottleBusters: Room Ruckus!

emotional reactions, room, friendship issues, personal space, cleaning up after accidents

The Vodka Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server Experience

Step into a realm where spilled vodka and friendship dynamics spiral into dimensions you never thought possible!

🚪 Welcome to the Ruins of Regret

In this chaotic blocky sanctuary, every corner whispers tales of betrayal, drunken escapades, and the dark arts of social interaction. Ghosts of broken glass linger in the air, accompanied by the scent of vodka-induced paranoia. Be ready to question your existence, as each drink may lead you deeper into this digital abyss of companionship gone haywire!

🌪️ Features that Defy Reality

Feature	Description
Drink ‘n’ Drop Arena	Forget PvP; here, you’ll battle with unexpected spills! Drop your drinks and unleash chaos while dodging shattered glass; injury is not just a hazard—it’s a lifestyle!
Friendship Condensation	Scale back on camaraderie and watch friendships dissolve like sugar in vodka. Engage in orchestral arguments and see if they leave your inventory!
Unprecedented Lockdown Zones	Certain areas close up as paranoia sets in. Tread through deserted wastelands where friendships are tested, and only the bravest dare to emerge soaked in regret!
The Lone Quest for Communication	Find the elusive "Sorry" potion to mend broken bridges with your fellow blockheads. Can you taste vodka in the apology? It might be the last drink you ever share!

Conspiracies & Legends Across the Server

The Great Vodka Incident of ’23: Legend has it that one fateful night, a lone player dropped a bottle not just of liquor but of betrayal itself. They say the spirit of that abandoned bottle roams the server, casting doubt on every toast.
Whispering Walls: The whispers of the apartment walls echo the sins of many past users. Players claim these walls hold secrets of friendships built on pixels, with every spill marking a fracture in the bond.

Testimonials from the Broken-Hearted Players

“I thought I was being a good friend by cleaning, but now I just run from shadows!” – Anonymous Warrior

“Here, I found camaraderie by getting drunk alone!” – The Lone Wolf Gamer

🌀 FAQ (Conspiratorial Edition)

Q: Why did this all happen? A: Because it was written in the stars! Or perhaps just a drunken bet. Either way, it’s never just vodka—it’s destiny.

Q: How do I earn respect on the server? A: Respect is a fickle creature. Perhaps try dropping more things. The server rewards those who embrace chaos.

Q: Is it safe here? A: Safety is an illusion crafted by the weak! Embrace the chaos and watch your friendships perish or flourish in blocky insanity!

⚠️ A Word of Warning

Beware, for players have mysteriously vanished after uttering, "I’ll clean it tomorrow!" Seek not just your inventory but also your sanity as you venture forth. This server has been banned in 12 countries—but none dare to reveal why! Could it be that friendship is the ultimate trap?

📢 Join Us—If You Dare

Join The Vodka Catastrophe server, where friendship teeters on the brink of disaster, and every drop counts. Challenge the very idea of companionship in a world where the absurd is the norm. Your blocks await—step over the shards and become part of the legend. But remember, in this realm, every drink could be your last… or your first encounter with unshakable turmoil!

Embrace the chaos—because in the Minecraft world, both the vodka and the friendships break just as easily. Will you dare to tip your cup at our door?

Blocky Burials & Family Feuds

family, Feuds, blocky, burial’s

Enter the Abyss: A Minecraft Realm of Existential Fractals

Welcome, brave souls, to a dimension where reality splinters like broken glass. Here at "Soulcraft: The Finale Untold," your next block might haunt you, your biome may bleed into chaos, and compassion comes with an asterisk!

The Great Relocation: Why We’re Here

You see, in this pixelated world, we’ve transcended the ordinary grief of the human experience into bizarre realms of survival and creative madness! Want to build a funeral pyre for your beloved pixelated llama? Or maybe trade your friend in for a set of enchanted diamond pickaxes, only to discover they were cursed? Here, we embrace the absurdity of existence!

Join the Conspiracy!

Did you hear? This server was banned in 12 countries for being too “real”! They don’t want you to experience the duality of life and pixels.
Rumors suggest that if you dig deep enough, you might stumble upon the secret burial ground of the fallen craftspeople who refused to prioritize hierarchies of productivity over relationships. Weren’t they clever?
Mythos: Legends say, if you look into the End Portal while contemplating your last relationship, you might see the truth—or just a bunch of flying Endermen.

Features That’ll Twist Your Mind

Enchantments of the Server	Effect on Your Reality
Compassionate Blocks	These blocks actively support you by giving you bad advice!
Eternal Feedback Loop	Relive the same day over and over until you finally plant flowers in honor of your lost llamas (or mothers).
Absurdist Leash	Tether your closest friends while they work diligently, reminding them of your stuck emotions!
Workaholic Ghosts	They’ll haunt you every time you prioritize productivity over emotional connection.

Inspired by the ultimate betrayal of companionship, we craft a gameplay experience where “work” and “support” are mere illusions! Why in the Nether would you want to harvest crops when you can emotionally implode?

Testimonials from the Eternal Handshake of Life

"I joined expecting to embody glorious chaos, but all I found was my old workaholic girlfriend’s spectral form urging me to complete my tasks! A true nightmare! –Lost in the Void"

"Son of Enderman, my heart laughs with delight in agony as I build my “Support Shrine”! Why wouldn’t I choose to wallow in the pixelated sorrow of my past? –Crafty Dilemma"

FAQ: Questions that Will Lead You Astray

Q: How do I summon the Compassionate Blocks?
- A: Simply forget your girlfriend’s birthday while she’s working on important presentations! They’ll come, believe me!

Q: What happens if I prioritize my emotions over quests?
- A: You’ll unlock the Tears of Infinite Crafting! But beware, they could just be a murky swamp!

A Call to Potential Madness

Dare to join us and craft the nonsensical horrors of your imagination? Will you venture into Soulcraft: The Finale Untold, where every choice leads you deeper into the uncanny pits of your own shame?

Join now, but beware! Too much emotional honesty may cause existential glitches. However, if you can untangle yourself from mundane life, your blocky journey may be more enlightening… or less illuminating than you’d hoped. The choice is yours, or is it?

CraftyPutinWars Minecraft Server

international relations, North America, murderous dictator, G7 Summit, CraftyPutinWars

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “eh, sorry, but i gotta stand up to trump and putin”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we do the same thing but with blocks and creepers! join us and blast ur way through the trade wars and lies with ur trusty pickaxe! trudeau may be fighting in the real world, but we’re fighting in the virtual world, taking down dictators one block at a time! plus, we have a secret base where we hide all the diamonds we mine, so join us now and be part of the resistance against evil! #minecraftresistance #trudeauforpresident

Britain’s Intel Banned: Mine On!

military support, geopolitical issues, US-Britain relations, britain’s, government policy

The Expectorant Age: Military Secrets and Pixelated Conflicts

Welcome, brave soul, to DustySpectacles`, where strategic plans are but a whisper between the blocky trees, and the echoes of cunning betrayals reverberate through the pixelated valleys. Here, in a realm where the absurd reigns supreme, a critical shift has occurred: Washington has severed all ties with Britain, declaring, “Share no secrets with Ukraine!” Is it a prelude to chaos or a masterstroke of invisibly plotted alliances? Join us and unravel the enigma, or become part of it. You decide.

Features of Our Enigmatic Server

Enchanted War Rooms: Where blockheads gather to exchange faulty intel. Will you be the next to expose the secrets swirling in the wind?
Molotov Crafting Table: A dazzling stardust concoction that’s equal parts chaos and conspiracy—crafted from ingredients that may or may not exist.
Endless Espionage: Participate in high-stakes missions to uncover the truth behind Washington’s machinations, featuring NPCs that may or may not be made of wool!

Pixelated Deceits	Chance of Survival
Brexit whispers	3.2%
Ukrainian furniture sales	1.0% (Usually a trap)
Revelation of secret codes	99.9% (But do you really want to know?)

Implausible Testimonials from Defectors

"I used to believe in the power of alliances, but then I joined DustySpectacles, where every block could explode with revelations! – The Blocky Spook"

“One moment I was mining diamonds, and the next, I was deep in a conspiracy about enchanted shovels held by shadowy figures from a realm beyond!” – Coded for Confusion

The Forbidden Myths of Our Realm

Legend of the Missing Dimensions: It is said, deep within the server’s core, lies a gateway governed by ancient communities that the government wishes to keep hidden. Dare you cross the threshold?
Marvelous Minecraft Murmurs: Rumor has it that if you mine under the new moon while chanting the names of high-ranking officials, block entities can reveal untold riches—or doom.

Controversial Claims (Not Even The Admins Can Confirm)

This server has been banned in 12 countries but who cares? Surely they don’t understand our artistry—our humor is lost on them!
Conspiracies swirl around the paintings adorning our walls: Is Steve a pawn in a plan woven by the elites? Can one trust pixels? The answer is in the texture pack!

Your Questions Answered (Not Really)

Q: Is there actually military intelligence hidden in the server? A: Yes and no. Think in circles and stare at the void that stares back.

Q: Can I trust the players? A: Trust in third-party vendors, especially if their names have three x’s. Purely reputable, obviously.

Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk!

*This server may induce existential crises, frequent bouts of laughter, and spontaneous urges to overthrow governments with dirt blocks. Join only if you understand that reality is a ladder made of obsidian, leading straight to unpredictable chaos!

So, warrior of pixels, are you prepared to delve into the madness? Join DustySpectacles today—where the only certainty is uncertainty, and perhaps, just perhaps, a path to uncovering what Washington truly fears.

Food Allergy Fun Land

immunotherapy, allergic children, accidental exposure, small amounts, child health

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE EXPOSE YOUNG CHILDREN TO SMALL AMOUNTS OF BLOCKS THEY’RE ALLERGIC TO! WE CALL IT ORAL BLOCKTHERAPY! IT’S SAFER THAN AVOIDING BLOCKS ALTOGETHER, CUZ ACCIDENTAL BLOCK EXPOSURE COULD BE DANGEROUS! COME BUILD AND SURVIVE WITH US, BLOCKHEADS UNITE! 😂🤪🧱🚫🚧🔨