| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4486 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7759 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4409 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4314 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2790 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7802 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!
Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4885 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1798 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 820 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 292 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7665 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1058 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8620 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3413 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 441 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.
And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3958 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.
Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?
So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1661 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 660682 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
