Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!
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BlockyBonerLand
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WuCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across – Wu Tang! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Wu Tang and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that made them unstoppable in PvP battles.
But that’s not all – on Wu Tang, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will guide you through the treacherous Nether.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down and show off their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join Wu Tang today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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DivorceCraft: Wedding Woes
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Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to deal with family drama? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise no family drama, just pure fun and adventure.Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want as your +1 without any restrictions. Want to bring your pet llama? Go ahead! Want to bring a zombie pigman as your date? Totally fine!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash weddings and steal all the cake you want!
So why waste your time dealing with family issues when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, it’s way more fun than attending a wedding where you’re not even allowed to bring your best friend.
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BarBrawlBeats
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than a bar fight is our gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to pick the perfect song for a bar brawl.Our server is the only place where you can battle it out with other players while listening to the most oddly fitting songs for a bar fight. From classical music to nursery rhymes, you never know what will be playing in the background as you swing your sword and dodge arrows.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who serves up potions that will either boost your powers or turn you into a chicken for a day. Will you risk it for the biscuit and take a sip?
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.
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PrimateFaceDetectCraft
autism, brain circuit, brain function, Cognitive science, conditions, DETECTION, early childhood, faces, findings, Impaired, Implications, neuroscience, PrimateFaceDetectCraft, PRIMATES, recognition, recognize, research, scientists, sense, social cognition, Understanding
so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!
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❤️VYLUX ❤️ Anarchy with RP | Charms | Bosses | Minecraft server generation
Anarchy, Angel Pet, blocks, Bosses, charms, craft menu, custom enchantments, donation currency, Donations, Duels, DYNAMITES, Economy, Events, Free Donations, generation, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, resource pack, rp, Russian, Server, server wipe, tops, Vylux, Without Launcher, world, Youtubers
Dear players! ❤
There was a wipe on the server!
❤️Enter /promo
This is a completely new anarchy that you have not seen yet! We have our own resource pack! A completely new generation of the world, you will not find such beauty anywhere! Angel Pet and other YouTubers are filming with us! Custom enchantments! A unique system of dynamites (You can find out how to craft them through the craft menu) Private with the help of blocks! Bosses, tops, for which you can receive donation currency!
And much more awaits you at Vylux!
Find out more -> Type /help command on the server!
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Fantasianetwork: Where we pretend to be productive in Minecraft [smp]
Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Discord, endless possibilities, Fantasianetwork, FANTASY, Growing Community, Minecraft, Monsters, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Sandbox, smp, Structures, Website![Fantasianetwork: Where we pretend to be productive in Minecraft [smp]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank2.jpg)
Fantasia Network SMP Welcome to Fantasia Network!
- 🌍 Explore a unique Minecraft world filled with adventure and creativity.
- ⚔️ Battle epic monsters and join forces with friends.
- 🏠 Build your dream structures in a community that values your creativity.
Join us today and be part of our growing community!
Visit our Website Join our Discord
Discover endless possibilities in Fantasia Network!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our website and following the instructions on how to connect to our server. Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we encourage friendly and respectful gameplay. Are there any rules I need to follow? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive community. Make sure to read and follow them when you join. Can I collaborate with other players on builds? Absolutely! We encourage collaboration and teamwork in building and exploring the world. What plugins does the server use? We use a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including economy plugins, survival enhancements, and more. You can find a list of all our plugins on our website.
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GraduatedSurvivors Minecraft Server
activism, assault weapons, community support, GraduatedSurvivors, Graduation, gun control, gun laws, gun reform, Gun Violence, high school, mental health, Minecraft, missing classmates, Preventing Violence, protecting students, Safety Measures, sandy hook, school safety, school shootings, Server, survivors, survivors advocacy, TragedyAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, a chunk of our class is missing! That’s right, we have chunks disappearing left and right, making for a wild and unpredictable gameplay experience.But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where assault weapons are running amok and causing chaos. Will you be able to survive the onslaught of dangerous weapons in the hands of even more dangerous people? Only time will tell on our insane Minecraft server.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with missing chunks and assault weapon mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind server!
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ZoomerLife Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky preteens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of middle-aged gamers who are starting to turn 30 in less than 3 years! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate our way through the world of Minecraft with our failing eyesight and achy joints. Who needs youth when you have experience (and questionable decision-making skills)? So come join us on our server and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!
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CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!
Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!
And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!
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BunkBedBluesNoMore
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about bunk bed drama like this ever again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community that won’t leave you hanging in the hallway.On our server, you can build your dream castle without worrying about sharing a bathroom with your neighbor’s room. And don’t worry, there are no bunk beds in sight – unless you want to build a cool bunk bed fort, that is!
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs to argue about sleeping arrangements when you can be battling dragons and exploring hidden caves with your new Minecraft buddies? Trust us, this server is a whole lot more fun than being stuck in a cramped hallway with no privacy. See you in the game!