Ranch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Rainbow Ram Ranch

Behavior, RAM, heterosexual males, genetic influence, Animal Behavior

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the sheep are like, super gay rams. Like, they’re just prancing around, flirting with each other and having fabulous rainbow parties. And then there’s these macaques swinging from tree to tree, also being all lovey-dovey with each other. It’s like a Pride parade every day on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?

Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!

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Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

Savory, condiment, limited time offer, 8 ounces, fast food chain

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

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DadCraft: Woof Edition

instagram, city, Tag, decision, Escaping

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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WolfDogRanchNoKids

DEFEND, loyalty, wolf dogs, RELATIVES, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pet protection to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with massive female wolf dogs who are more than just pets – they’re like family!

Our server is like a ranch, complete with a big house, a huge backyard, and plenty of space to roam. But here’s the twist – we have a strict rule: no kids allowed because of the unpredictable nature of our wolf dogs. These dogs are extremely loyal, very protective, and honestly, they can be a bit intimidating if you don’t know them.

Imagine the excitement of trying to survive and thrive in a world where these massive wolf dogs roam freely, ready to protect their territory at all costs. Will you be able to navigate through the challenges and prove yourself worthy of their trust?

Join us now and experience the thrill of living on a ranch filled with majestic wolf dogs, where safety is our top priority and outrageous adventures await! Who needs kids at a family gathering when you have these fierce protectors by your side?

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FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP

Ranch, ketchup, aioli, Minecraft, Mayo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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CowNaming Minecraft Server

cute names, Naming, pet, farm animal, cattle

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

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ChipDipRatios

appetizer, spinach dip, ChipDipRatios, Ranch, type of dip

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dip. ya heard me right, DIP. not just any dip, but like, the best dip in da whole minecraft universe. we got cheese dip, salsa dip, guacamole dip, even chocolate dip for dem sweet tooth players.

but wait, there's more! we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and stuff. u gotta solve riddles and puzzles to find it, but trust me, it's worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on ur enemies? yea, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and join the dip-filled, treasure-hunting, dragon-riding fun!

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AnimeCowboys Minecraft Saloon: Where the only problem is deciding between building a ranch or a ninja dojo!

Problem, Dojo, photoshopped, AnimeCowboys, western anime communities

Are you tired of boring old anime communities where no one knows how to draw? Are you sick of seeing models with heart eyes instead of epic battles like Marine attacking Okayu with her tongue sticking out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the wildest anime adventures you’ve ever seen. From black people being used for cutaway gags to rap-anime songs that will make you question reality, we’ve got it all. Who needs subtle references when you can have outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits you. And who knows, you might even see Matthew Perry performing a minstrel show in blackface. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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MCN: Creative

Minecraft Nations: Creative is a creative plot server. Everyone gets free protection and creative. We aim to create a great community filled with like-minded players, luckily we already have a good head start with our current community members at minecraftnations.com which has been a Minecraft community since 2010 we are famously known for our first server Minecraft Nations which will be relaunching sometime in the future.

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Lost Islands

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

play.lost-islands.info

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