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DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1057	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	302	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	686
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	7118
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchantments Applied:	57
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Villages Defended:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5759	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	75
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8847
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, defense cooperation, defense technology, Delivery, foreign affairs, intel sources, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military intelligence, missile delivery, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, weapons transfer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	1579	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!