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CryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	New Chunks Explored:	694947
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will bring up their traumatic past or make insensitive comments about your experiences.

Join us for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Our community is filled with players who just want to have a good time and leave the real world drama behind.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your college group projects, our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures – we promise you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchantments Applied:	235
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	8813	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	94	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Towns Built:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

AUTHORITY, Awareness, Dictatorship, education, fascism, Harmony, Hierarchy, know, knowledge is power, MAYHEM, melodic, Melody, Minecraft, music education, music theory, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, Rhythm, social control, Solfege, Those who know, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	1159
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Runes Activated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	701753	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Buildings Constructed:	49	Votes:	3070

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!

CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!