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GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure! -
RampageCraft: Montenegro Massacre
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rampage happening is the one where you’re slaying mobs left and right! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, we’ve got so many diamonds, you’ll be swimming in them like scrooge mcduck.our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’ve got more laughs than a clown convention. plus, our mods are so on point, they make gordon ramsay look like a toddler trying to cook spaghetti.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where the only thing going on a rampage is your creativity!
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Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.
But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?
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The Rockstar Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all secretly Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in disguise! That’s right, every player on this server is actually the legendary wrestler and actor himself. So if you’ve ever wanted to mine diamonds while flexing your muscles and dropping epic one-liners, this is the place for you!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you manage to tame one, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. Just imagine soaring through the skies on a bacon-powered pig, with The Rock cheering you on from the sidelines.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground wrestling ring, where players can challenge each other to epic battles of strength and skill. Who needs swords and armor when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned wrestling match?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a new opportunity to channel your inner Rock and conquer the virtual world with style and swagger. Just remember, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, it’s probably just some delicious bacon from our flying pigs!
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RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!
So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!
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Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Forget about AEW Rampage being cancelled, because our Minecraft SMP is where all the real action is at! Join us for some epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to dance the Macarena! And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So what are you waiting for? Leave AEW Rampage in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥🎮🤪
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Battle Royale: Minecraft SMP – PPV Event
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the possibilities are endless!Picture this: you log on and instead of seeing the usual blocks, you’re greeted by flying pigs and dancing creepers. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy surprises around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic battles and hilarious pranks, but we also have exclusive deals with Max, PPV, and even Fox! That’s right, you can watch your favorite Minecraft streamers battle it out on live TV while you play along in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Punk’s Minecraft SMP Collision
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where players randomly disappear and matches are just thrown together with no thought? Well, look no further because our server is like a collision with Punk – full of great promo segments, a consistent cast of characters, and matches built around basic Minecraft psychology!But wait, there’s more! Without Punk, our server is basically like Rampage with an extra hour of craziness. We have a jacked lucha beast guy who’s way too good to be trapped on the B-show, and who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server!
Join us for non-stop entertainment, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Who needs Punk when you have us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the madness begin!
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WBD deal not going well for AEW Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old TV deals and exclusivity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got drama, rumors swirling like a tornado, and a whole lot of chaos going on. Tony is talking to other networks, WBD doesn’t want exclusivity anymore, and trannies are suddenly real quiet. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of this crazy world. Tony is scrambling to find new homes for Collision and Rampage, while also trying to pawn off ROH on some poor sucker. And let’s not forget the face Tony made when asked about the TV deal – he looks like he’s dying inside! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and we want YOU to be a part of it.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world!