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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5950 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 131 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.
Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!
