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PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

arson, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, International, investigation, Machete-armed man, MacheteMayhem, MIDDLE EAST, Motive, News, Palestinian flag, PalestinianCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	423	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

PixelPuncherCraft

armed man, arson, Conflict, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, investigation, machete, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian flag, perpetrator, PixelPuncherCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	6890
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Picture this: a machete-armed man running around with a Palestinian flag, causing chaos and mayhem in Germany. But wait, it gets even wilder – he’s not just attacking people, he’s also setting fires and ramming into things like a maniac!

If you want to experience the thrill of dodging machetes while trying to build your dream castle, then this is the server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be lucky enough to witness the machete man in action and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any machete-wielding maniacs. Happy crafting!

BirthdayBlockBash

Apology, Bakery, bar, Birthday, BirthdayBlockBash, bus, confusion, COOKIES, cover fee, crying, Friend, gas, ID check, inconsiderate, Late, loose plans, misunderstanding, paid entry, Transportation, under 21, Yelling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7689
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	187	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy birthday celebration! Our server is like no other, where you never know what’s going to happen next.

Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!

But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Armor Forged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	599263
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	106
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2532
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Potions Brewed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1541

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crops Grown:	3944	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mines Excavated:	4218
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5864	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	4276
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!