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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6609 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2281 |
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