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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6281 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3980 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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