lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!
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BlockBuster Minecraft Server
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GeorgianBlockParty
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the players are so lit they protest like they in Georgia. we got political showdowns happenin’ every day, it’s like a freakin’ revolution up in here. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not? come get ur protest on and have a blast on this wild server.
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BlockyBootCamp
join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.
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MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.
and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?
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CraftyUkrainians
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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HezbollahCraftAU
join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!
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HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉
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BanCraft: BolsoRally
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! our ban system is as strict as bolsonaro’s policies, but that just makes it more fun!if you’re looking for a place to express your “free speech” without consequences, look no further! our community of outraged bolsonaro supporters will have your back as we rally together against the evil mods who try to silence us.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop chaos! who needs politics when you can have all the drama you could ever want in a minecraft server? come join us and be part of the madness!
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RageCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a bonfire, then you gotta join this server. We got Indian Police firing teargas at rallies against rape and killing of trainee doctors…wait, what? Nah, just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that even the cops would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that’ll have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”