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StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	168	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	786118	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Magic Items Found:	8610	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6910
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	4078	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Farms Harvested:	140

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Votes:	4240	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mines Excavated:	4457
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1233	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7384	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	481373
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!