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Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	5196
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Items Found:	7395
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	288
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Potions Brewed:	88	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	1828
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchantments Applied:	176
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	326782	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!