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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8277 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 1876 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.