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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5848 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!