Slutty Villagers Minecraft Server

adultery, breeding, Choices, Commitment, consequences, Decision making, Ethics, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Infidelity, Marriage, Minecraft, morality, Motherhood, parenting, Paternity, raising kids, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, slutty, Trust, uncertainty, villagers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… wild.

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where you find yourself in a love triangle with three cows. That’s right, you bred one of them and now you have to figure out which one is the baby daddy. Will it be the left cow, the middle cow, or the right cow? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. From stealing your crops to starting a chicken rebellion, you never know what antics they’ll get up to next.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a cow. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, children, family, maternal instincts, maternal love, Minecraft, mom boss, mom life, Mommy, Mother, Motherhood, mothering, motherly duties, motherly love, parenting, raising kids, smp, stay at home mom, still on top, strong mom, supermom, Top, working mom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2820
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the moms are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy events, and of course, lots of mom jokes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to outbuild a mom who has been playing Minecraft longer than you’ve been alive.

But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?

Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.

””This Child!” Minecraft Server”

caring for children, child, child development, child rearing, Childhood, children, family, family life, Fatherhood, fathering, fatherly love, Kids, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, mothering, motherly love, Nurturing, parenthood, parenting, raising kids, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9087	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)

AloneCraft Minecraft Server

after school, AloneCraft, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Community, Etiquette, family dynamics, home alone, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, neighbor, Nephews, parenting, raising kids, Respect, Safety, Server, supervision, Trust, working parents

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors barging into your home uninvited? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted visitors. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never invade your personal space – unless you invite them to your epic castle, of course! Say goodbye to nosy neighbors and hello to endless adventures on our server. Join now and never worry about unexpected house guests again!

CraftySisSlayer

bad person, bragging, Choice, college degrees, Conversation, CraftySisSlayer, dire straits, Donating, Economy, expensive, financial help, full-time, Gifts, hand-me-downs, Heated, lesser opinion, mind your own business, MONEY, raising kids, SELLING, side hustle

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Votes:	7090	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	7479	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gift-giving!

We’ve got more hand-me-downs than you can shake a stick at, just like our friend’s brother and his wife. But unlike them, we don’t sell off our gifts for a “side hustle.” Nope, we keep them all and hoard them like dragons guarding their treasure.

And if you think raising kids in Minecraft is expensive, just wait until you see the drama unfold when someone tries to sell off their virtual baby items for a few bucks. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual hand-me-downs, sibling squabbles, and the ultimate showdown of who can hoard the most in-game items. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a family birthday party gone wrong.

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

KidFreeCrafts

children, family life, health, immunity, KidFreeCrafts, Kids, Motherhood, motherhood blessings, motherhood challenges, motherhood changes, motherhood experiences, motherhood journey, motherhood joys, motherhood realities, motherhood sacrifices, motherhood struggles, parenthood, parenting, raising kids, Sickness, staying healthy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the coolest place ever, man. like, before i had kids, i never got sick. but now, i play on this server and i feel like a million bucks, dude.

join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and battle giant chickens for ultimate glory.

our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we have crazy build battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, if you want to escape from reality and enter a world of pure chaos and fun, come join us on this server. who needs kids when you have minecraft, amirite?

KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.

FTB NeoTech: Now with 100% less square brackets and curly braces!

Automation, braces, Brackets, creativity, Curly, Discord, Friendly, FTB, Fun, innovation, Ip:, Machinery, mod integration, Modded, Modpack, NeoTech, No Banned Items, no tp cooldowns, power, Ranks, Resource Management, Server, Square, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4493	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Advanced Technology	Utilize cutting-edge tech mods for powerful tools and machinery.
Automation	Automate resource processing and base operations for maximum efficiency.
Innovative Building	Create complex structures and systems with a variety of advanced building options.
Resource Management	Efficiently manage resources with enhanced storage and processing solutions.
Diverse Mod Integration	Enjoy a seamless blend of technology-focused mods for a rich gameplay experience.

FAQ

Q: Are there banned items on the server?

A: No, there are no banned items on the server.

Q: Is there a teleportation cooldown?

A: No, there is no teleportation cooldown on the server.

Q: Are there ranks on the server?

A: Yes, there are ranks available on the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address provided: 95.217.104.88:25569

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can find more information about the modpack on the official Feed The Beast website: FTB NeoTech

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

confusion, CreeperCraze, Curiosity, deep thoughts, existential crisis, exploring the unknown, introspection, introspective exploration, introspective questioning, Minecraft, perplexity, philosophical inquiry., philosophical musings, pondering, puzzlement, Questioning, searching for meaning, seeking answers, seeking clarity, seeking understanding, Server, uncertainty, Wonder

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from DJ Enderman. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the End and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why is it like this? Because normal is boring, and we’re here to shake things up in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Join our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days!

CheapCudaCraft Minecraft Server

affordable CUDA compatible GPU, affordable graphics card, budget CUDA GPU, budget friendly GPU, budget GPU, cheap graphics card, CheapCudaCraft, cheapest GPU, cost effective GPU, CUDA compatibility, CUDA development, CUDA experimentation, CUDA support, entry level CUDA GPU, entry level graphics card, GPU for testing, inexpensive GPU, low cost GPU, low price GPU, Minecraft, modern CUDA, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	2551	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft with a slow GPU? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining with lightning-fast graphics processing power. Our server is so powerful, it can even support a modern CUDA version while you build your dream pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Only those with the best GPUs can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within.

So why settle for a subpar GPU when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join us now and start mining, crafting, and exploring with the best of them!

FamilyFiascoCraft

Boundaries, career, cultural taboo, education, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FamilyFiascoCraft, financial responsibility, Guilt, homelessness, Layoffs, MONEY, parents, PRESSURE, relationships, sacrifice, Severance, societal expectations, ungrateful, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!

Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.

BedbugBlastMC

11, bedbug poison, BedbugBlastMC, Birthday, birthday tragedy, community tragedy, dangerous substances, death, fatal incident, girl, hazardous materials, health hazard, insecticide, London, mourning, Neighbour, Pest Control, Poisoning, safety precautions, toxic chemicals, Tragedy, warning signs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness

Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!

BUILD, Builders, Chat, Community, Cool, Dedicated, Discord, Events, exclusive, Forest, Fun, ingame events, Join Our Community, Lillypad, Long, long term, Lore, Other, play together, Proximity, Server, smp, Survival, term, update, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
New Chunks Explored:	244716	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

Overview

Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been up?	The server has been up for a month now.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on community, building cool builds, and doing in-game events together.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players to join our community.

VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, Destroyed, destructive habits, excessive gaming, Gaming, gaming addiction, harmful behavior, Life, mental health, Minecraft, negative impact, Obsession, obsession with video games, regret, ruined, self-destructive behavior, Server, unhealthy habits, video game addiction, video games, vidya, VidyaCrushed

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Potions Brewed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of Vidya ruining your life? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Vidya’s evil grasp as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who have also been traumatized by Vidya.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!

BdayLurker Minecraft Server

attention whore, BdayLurker, Birthday, celebration, Community, Cool, drivers’ licenses, dull, forum, Friends, Fun, Happy Birthday, laughs, Lurking, Minecraft, ONLINE, Party, pencils, picrel, poor quality, Prove, Server, social media

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, tomorrow is my birthday and I just couldn’t resist the urge to attention whore about it on this server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate their special day in the virtual world, am I right?

Now, I know the picture quality is poor and my pencils are dull, but hey, at least I tried to prove my point with that blurry driver’s license pic. And let’s be real, who needs proof when you can just join this epic server and have a blast?

Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a birthday party or two (virtual cake included, of course). Trust me, this place is so cool, you won’t want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoobNoMoreMC

aita, am i the asshole, Ankle Injury, Army, bank accounts, boot camp, depression, DISCOUNTS, Failure to Adapt, Graduation, marching band, Military, MLB Game, NoobNoMoreMC, Physical, sacrifice, Sensitive, Son, sports, Veteran, Xbox

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6561	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	4123
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

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