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BankofCraft19
come join our minecraft server where the central bank is run by a bunch of russian bears who raise rates to 19% every time someone tries to build a house out of inflation ticks. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of excitement! plus, where else can you say you’ve been part of a virtual economy run by bears? join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a bear yourself. who knows, anything is possible in this crazy server! -
CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
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Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?
Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?
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BlockyBohemian Minecraft Server
OMG, so like, our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Czech Republic is on high alert cuz they know our players are too epic for words! Police are tightening security cuz they can’t handle the level of fun and excitement we bring to the game. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even terrorists are jealous of our awesomeness! Don’t miss out on the action, come play with us now! -
MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!
So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!” -
AI HallucinationCraft
LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA WACKY STUFF U WANT! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN AI GETS CONFUSED AND STARTS TALKIN’ NONSENSE LIKE A DRUNK PARROT! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! YEEHAW! 🤪🐷🤖 -
ExeosCraft: Where the sheep are fabulous and the diamonds are sparkly! Join now for a glittering good time! 1.20.4
Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
🌟 Why Choose Us?
- 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
- 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
- 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
- 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
- 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
- 🎮Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!
🌐 Our Features:
- 🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
- 🌟 Level-Up System
- 🐾 Pets
- 🏡 Land Claim
- 🪓 McMMO
- 💰 Strong Economy
- 🏆 Leaderboards
- 🌟 Hard Difficulty
- 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 Discord: https://discord.exeoscraft.com
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
FAQs
Question Answer Is griefing allowed on ExeosCraft? No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. How often does the server reset? ExeosCraft is a no-reset server, meaning the map will never be reset, providing a stable and long-lasting world for players to explore and build in. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server? No, ExeosCraft is committed to fairness for all players and does not offer any pay-to-win features. All players have equal opportunities to succeed. Can I play on ExeosCraft using Bedrock edition? Yes, ExeosCraft is cross-platform and supports both Java and Bedrock editions, with unique features tailored for Bedrock players. Is ExeosCraft LGBTQIA+ friendly? Absolutely, ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players, regardless of their gender identity or sexual orientation. -
FunkyCraft Server – Where F-Listers Unite!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dead girls are tighter… wait, what? Join us for some outrageous roleplaying adventures in a world filled with kinks and depravity that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as twisted and creative as you are? Need feedback on your character profile? We got you covered. Want to gossip about site drama? We’re all ears. Looking for like-minded partners to explore your deepest, darkest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got it all.
So come on, grab your diamond sword and saddle up your pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us today and see why our players keep coming back for more, even if their /c has done some questionable things in the past.