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Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. -
CraftyLove: Dating Difficulty Upgrade
Are you tired of the dating scene being harder than finding diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your player 2 in no time, because love is just a creeper explosion away.Our server is so magical, it’s like finding a rare enchanted golden apple in a dungeon chest. With our unique matchmaking algorithm, you’ll be paired up with your perfect pixelated partner in no time. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword?
Forget about swiping left or right, on our server you’ll be swiping up to build the perfect date night spot. From romantic pixelated sunsets to cozy pixel art cafes, the possibilities are endless. And hey, if things don’t work out, you can always blame it on a lag spike.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the love potions flow. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined ores.
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HangsterCraft
Hangstercraft: Your Next Minecraft Adventure!
Welcome to Hangstercraft, the place where adventure and creativity come together! Start in our Survival world, build your own base, join a community of fun players, and discover epic cities like Hangsterhaven.
Are you a builder through and through? We will soon open our Creative mode, where you can build unlimitedly on your own plot. Or take on a challenge in Skyblock, and embark on an epic adventure on a small island in the sky.
Join Hangstercraft and be part of a growing world full of possibilities. Your story starts here!
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Pixel Purity Craft 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the 929951312stale bread edition but with a twist! The UI is so comfy, it’s like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket of code. Plus, we got online image generators that will blow your mind – Bing/Copilot, Civitai, Tensor, you name it!And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section – we got tags for prompting, models, characters, samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU, and OP Pasta (whatever that is). Like, what more could you possibly want in a Minecraft server?
Oh, and we’re related to some other boards like /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, and /y/ydg. So, like, you know we’re legit and stuff.
Join us and experience the madness, bro!
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No More Carpool Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality? Look no further than our server, where being late is a crime punishable by being thrown into a pit of creepers! Join us and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to make it to our virtual school on time.Our server is perfect for those who understand the importance of being on time, unlike some friends who can’t seem to wake up before noon. Leave your tardy friends behind and join a community that values punctuality above all else.
We even have a special bike riding challenge for those who can’t seem to make it to school on time. Ride your virtual bike over a mile to school and prove that you have what it takes to be on time, unlike some people we know.
So come join our server and leave the latecomers behind. Who needs friends who can’t even set an alarm clock when you can join a community of punctual players who understand the importance of being on time? Time is ticking, so join now before it’s too late!
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Momma’s Mine Shack
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dating a guy whose mom is basically a dictator! Join us for a virtual adventure where you don’t have to clean houses before guests arrive or deal with guilt-tripping bosses.On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!
Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!
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SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs
lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! -
SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success
come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!