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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7671 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6789 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.
so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”
